Saturday, April 01, 2006

Vintage Ad 40


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And now for your friendly daily nightmare. This is a 1912 ad for a thing called "Ventriloquist Double Throat," which I scanned from Taschen's "All-American Ads 1900-1919" (click image for 600X447 bigger and creepier version.)

Against all appearances, this is not a ventriloquist's dummy, but the ventriloquist himself. Shiny, happy people, everybody. Someone should tell him to stop or his face will stay that way.

From the ad:
"Lots of fun for a dime

Ventriloquist Double Throat

Fits roof of mouth; always invisible; greatest thing yet. Astonish and mystify your friends. Neigh like a horse; whine like a puppy; sing like a canary. and imitate birds and beasts of the field and forest. Loads of fun. Wonderful invention. Thousands sold."
Millions dead of fright.

2 comments:

Trey said...

first you see the impossible rictus of the mouth, stretched painfuly, then the eye wanders upward, to the eyes.....those twin windows into hell, filled with soul-less mirth that drives home the final shock and damage. That's some powerful gris-gris.

M said...

It's the male version of Stepford wives!

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