We here at IRBHN World Headquarters(TM) are sensitive to your special, unspoken, and deeply embarrassing personal needs.
We know that the one thing you long for most (besides that last piece of pumpkin pie left over from Thursday) is a website you can feel good about leaving to surf for porn. We understand that some sites are so kind and sweet and squeaky clean that it makes you feel dirty (and not in a fun way) when the very next website you visit is one of your appalling fetish sites.
Well, we here at IRBHN won't bat a single eyelash if you drop by, just to forge on to whatever sweaty little den of perversion you're into this week. You may sleep soundly knowing that there is almost nothing that could possibly shock us (although disgust is ever an option).
(It is difficult to tell whether the phallic bit in the middle is some high-tech no-no toy, or a bong.)
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I once had a very close relationship with a power sander.
This is good news, of course.
But can't stay here on comments..have to surf..have to surf...have to..hey what's a bong?
I won't comment on the post itself, but will say, glad your posting regularily now!
My deeply embarrassing needs don't seem so appalling, now I can count on your tolerance, however mingled with disgust. Off to Psoriasis-Ridden Librarians in Tights Nudies site now!
True story--in my first year working psychiatric, I came up one patient short at cross shift---found him in the gents, "entertaining himself" while drooling over the pages of an industrial appliance catalog.
Now, can I get back to chubbiegeriatricgothfurries.com?
Industrial appliances, eh? I think that might have been my husband.
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