Fun With Anagrams

Right, then…….what’s all this I keep hearing about the universe expanding? From where I’m standing, it certainly looks to be contracting, getting smaller all the time.

Exhibit “A”: two of the three clients I had on my table last Tuesday were connected peripherally to my old job—one a licensed health care professional from a “rival” facility, another in the governmental body that finances the facility I escaped from.
This can only mean that Einstein got it dead wrong, science is a delusion, and that I must immediately turn to superstitious savagery to stave off the displeasure of the wrathful gods. Either that, or I should just get a nap and see if I feel more sane afterwards, but I don’t really feel sleepy, so superstition wins for now.

In today’s journey into the unproven, we will explore the hidden meanings in proper names, thanks to this fun little anagram generator
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html

I tried both the name I go by, and the odious one on my birth certificate. Let us explore the hidden secrets therein:
LEERY HOT = you’re attractive, but I dunno….. you’re scary, too.
EELY THOR = Norse God of Thunder, but like a snakey fish
HOLY TREE = I should have been a Druid (again?)
HOTEL REY = king of hotels
A CAB HERE TILL YON = taxi takes you from A to B
A CAB THEYRE ILL ON = they were drinking too much, now it needs washing
A CAB YELLER HIT ON = that perverted old dog…
.A CAB HELLION TYRE = you really don’t want one of these rolling over your foot
A CAB LITHELY NERO = a taxi that is black and supple
A BELLYACHER I NOT = I really don’t bitch that much
A CELEBRANT HOLY I = the druid thing, again
A BLANCHE RELY I TO = something to do with “the kindness of strangers”
A BACHELOR LYE TIN = it’s unmarried, and you keep your caustic substances in it
A CALIBRE TEN HOLY = self explanatory
A CABINETRY HELLO = greetings from the cupboard!
A ACERBITY HELL NO = a snarky refusal
A BACH EON YE TRILL = singing Bach seemingly forever
A BALTIC EEL HORNY = those Baltic eels are a randy bunch…..
A BOTANIC HELL RYE = nothing you want to make bread from
A CORNBALL EH YETI = don’t dis me to the abominable snowman
A CALLBOY THEREIN = pardon?
A CALLBOY NETHER I = damn right!
A CALLBOY NEITHER = yes, as I said
A CALLBOY RENE HIT = who’s Rene?
A CALLBOY ERE THIN = I’ve put on a few pounds, but….hey! Wait a tic…
A CALLBOY HE RENT I = I don’t like the direction this is heading
A CALLBOY HEIR TEN = a slutty, attractive person due to inherit something
A CALLBOY THEN IRE = lust, then anger
A BLANC EERILY HOT = gothic and sexy (?)
A BACON ETHER LILY = made from pork, left by the ether bunny
A BACON EYE THRILL = love looking at bacon
A BLAIR CELT HONEY = sequel to “Blair Witch”—Irish and sweet
A COBRA TEENY HILL = a small pile of extremely venomous reptiles
A TRIBAL CLONE HEY = indigenous group with advanced knowledge of DNA
A BAY HERETIC NOLL = again, self explanatory
A BAY ERECT HILL NO = moving on…..
A LACE ROBE THINLY = something “more comfortable” to slip into
A LACE BINT RELY HO = this is extremely naughty
A LACE BYRON LITHE = a supple poet in lacy attire
A LACE BONY HITLER = dead fascist in lace shroud
Ok, I feel better.