Thursday, March 30, 2006

And they Bitch About Sponge Bob???


A couple of things prompted me to post this. Firstly, there is Mariana's post about stupidity, likening the activity in a stupid person's head to two chipmonks chasing each other, and the other is the release of Brokeback Mountain today on video and DVD.
Before Jack and Ennis there was Mac and Tosh.
Two terribly epicene rodents from Warner Brother's studio. I recomend the Wikipedia article strongly. But for sheer joy of seeing the Google auto translation do funny things with idioms, here's a translated page from a French site, with link to the original.



http://telemaniac.free.fr/macettosh.htm





Indentity card
Name: Mac and Tosh
Date of birth: 25 Janvier
Birthplace: in a giant sequoia of California
First appearance with the cinema: "Goofy Gopher"
First apparation with tele: "The Bugs Bunny Show"
Favorite sentence: Mac: My dear friend, which radiant dye you have this morning.
Tosh: Thank you, you have the superb air too you.
Distinguishing mark: underhand twins of Tic and TAC (Chip & Dale)


Any knowledge on Mac and Tosh


Mac and Tosh are a polished and courteous duet. They spend their time to be pleased mutually or being excused flatly.
They deploy boundless ingenuity to arrive to their ends, they are very imaginative and very energetic, and in spite of their small size, do not fear any adversary. And it is thanks to their solidarity that they are always left there.

Their victims: Elmer Fudd at which they has fun with hiding their nut reserve and
especially the dog of farmyard of Charlie the cock that they adore to annoy and do not deprive themselves any...

Their physics: an innocent and adorable air, sharp eyes, a tiny body.

Their currency: the union makes the force.

In spite of their various appearances in DA and also in data base, these two small characters remain despite everything, most discrete of the team of the looneys tunes.

Guide Episodes:

Two gopher from texax with the dog of farmyard of Charlie the Cock
With ham in A role with always the dog
With bone for always has bone with the dog
I gopher you where one find our 2 friends in a food factory of conditioning
Brocke gopher with the dog of Charlie
Lumber Jerks

The Goofy Gopher with Elmer Fudd
Pests for guests with Elmer Fudd
Tease for two with Daffy Duck


In Taz (about its attitude) :
Mac: But let us see, my good friend your maintenance is disastrous
Tosh: Behaviour, my Brave man, you rectify and speak distinctly, chest curvature and sunken tail.

In Sam (about its clothing) :
Mac: Would divine kindness, Roy Rogers have resold you its clothing, hopalong?
Tosh: There is what to make cry Clint Eastwood
(during the change of behaviour)
Mac : do these old worn jeans... you imagine?
Tosh : It is all bonnement scandalous!
(after the change of behaviour)
Mac : What a pace! by times which run, this unit is much more appropri 3rd!
Tosh : And thus a left gaucho becomes a paragon of elegance!



That' S All Folks!!


Couldn't have said it any better myself.

2 comments:

M said...

My dirty mind reads this whole thing like a personal ad. The bit about the dog of farmyard is trés erotique, je crois. It's healthy they do not deprive themselves any, remaining however most discrete about their team. Priceless! :D

Kurt said...

Their currency: the union makes the force.

So true.

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