Monday, September 12, 2005

Door to Door Bigotry

Ugh. Some charmless asshole that lives in my neighborhood just knocked me up to see if I knew where "some trouble makers" lived. Someone told him a big guy that lived on the corner and used to be a bouncer knew where a particular group of young people--vandals--lived. I live on the corner, and have that "former bouncer" look, so that mistake was understandable. What I didn't "get" was his assumption that his car window was broken by "mexicans". He also assumed I would sympathise with his racist bullshit. oh, so wrong. But thank you, mr. anonymous shit- for -brains, for bearding me in my den, and treating me a taste of banal evil. How kind of you to volunteer for the neighborhood hatred home delvery service. I'm certain other inbred fucktards will be thrilled to have one of their own reinforce their pathetic prejudices. FYI-- the majority of youth in this area are of the caucasion persuasion-- the kids you see driving drunk down residential streets tend to be very white, thanks alot. Also, thanks for informing me that you took your .45 out of its "secret place" and placed it next to your window-- it confirmed my suspicions re: penis envy. Thanks, also, for reinforcing my distrust of my own age group. You fucks haven't changed since junior high. jesus, I could just puke.

3 comments:

Kurt said...

fucktards!

M said...

I know the event itself is not funny, but the way you put it made me laugh, especially the penis envy part. :D

Trey said...

It was one of those situations where someone runs up, expresses an apalling opinion, and scampers off again, while you stand there, stunned with disbelief. If it weren't for blogging, I'd no doubt have brooded over it; I'm glad I have this venue for venting.

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