Saturday, December 02, 2006

WTF? No. 1--'tis The Season to Wonder WTF


Okaaaaaaaay...........this is really straining the seams of bad taste. Imagine you suddenly awaken in a bathroom (hasn't happened to me in years, thank you), and this is the first thing you see. After your scream of esthetic horror stops echoing off the tiles, you have a moment to gather your shaken wits--think, think, think--what kind of monster's lair have you stumbled into? Probably elderly (good--easy to run away from), definately caucasion.......after that, it's all guess work. Just climb out the bathroom window before they come to investigate the screams--on second thought, they're no doubt used to them by now--just go. If you can't get out the window, play Santa and flush yourself.

3 comments:

M said...

'Tis the season to be ploppy/fa la la... They really think of everything, don't they? Milk and cookies for Santa, and now, in case he needs to go, a personalized bathroom. It would be the same thing if they were inviting Queen Elizabeth, they'd put a picture of the royal family on the seat, a crown on the flusher, etc. A "motif" if you will.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Is that for real!??! Haha, love that comment about definitely being causcasian!

Trey said...

Thanks for stopping by, ya'll!
What gets me the most is the proud way they let you know this is exclusive to their catalouge. As though anyone else would carry it......:D

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