A retraction

As it turns out, I may have spoken too soon when I hinted that Taarzaan was doing better healthwise than he had led us to believe. The latest surveillance photos show that he is indeed recovering from a recent unspecified injury. Luckily, he has an excellent team of Hungarian medical students attending him. He gets cured, they get community college credit. It's a win-win.

My apologies to Taarzaan, although in theory he could still be faking it. I'm just saying.