Friday, July 14, 2006

The Gorilla in Question


This is Gruesome J. Gorilla. Don't let the placid expression fool ya--he'll injure you right and proper if you get careless.
Gruesome spends his days staring out at the house across the street. What it is he expects to see, he's not letting on. The postal carriers have made no complaints as of yet--he's either A: behaving himself when they come 'round, or B: intimidating them into silence.
Dig that Frankenstein action going on up top. He'll be decked out this Halloween--we haven't decided between Franken-Ape or Robo-Ape. Robo-Ape is the easier of the two--cover him in foil, add antennae and red flashing eyes, and your done.
Where does a 400 lb gorilla sleep? On my front step--no way I'm letting him inside, not after nearly breaking my arm.

1 comment:

M said...

Oh, so this is the culprit. I take you're not pressing charges.

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