Secret Message

(I have looked into my inner toucan, and it has looked back into me. We're both a bit embarassed by what we saw)

Here's the promised "Mad Lib"(TM). Don't write on the monitor.

1.(noun)______
2.(proper noun)________
3.(plural noun)________
4.(adjective)_______
5.(adjective)__________
6.(something important)__________
7.(something extremely trivial)______.
8.(verb)___________
9.(proper noun)_________
10.(proper noun)_________.
11.(adjective)____________
12.(adjective)_____________.
13.(long, descriptive string of adjectives etc)__________________________
14.(Verb)__________________________
15.(verb)___________________
16.(adjective)_____________________
17.(intangible noun)________________.
18.(verb)__________________________
19.(verb)___________________________
20.(adjective)________________________
21.Noun)__________________________,
22. (your choice of word/s)_______________________________________.

Now, scroll down, and insert your chosen words.

“I’d Rather Be Here Now” is a__(noun)__ written by __(proper noun)_. It is full of __(plural noun), __(adjective)__stories, and Taarzaan’s __(adjective)__opinions on everything from__(something important)__to__(something extremely trivial)__. He really needs to_(verb)_his focus.
Sometimes, posts are contributed by __(proper noun)__ and __(proper noun)__. People are always __(adjective)__ when this happens. Taarzaan, to say the least, is quite__(adjective)_.
People often wonder if Taarzaan is __(long, descriptive string of adjectives)__. This is almost certain, as he __(Verb)s__ frequently, and has been known to even __(verb)__ upon occasion. This is a ___(adjective)__ habit, that will no doubt lead to __(intangible noun)__. One can hope, anyway.
In closing, if you feel that you must__(verb)__ your time __(verb)ing__ Taarzaan’s __(adjective)__ little __(Noun)__, be warned that it has been known to cause ___(your choice of word/s).


My answers
1. blog
2. Taarzaan.
3.photos
4.silly
5.arch
6.world peace
7.burger adverts
8.adjust
9.Mariana
10. Kurt
11.relieved
12. grateful
13. a cliché, chai drinking, incense burning, old Buddhist hippie.
14.meditates
15.shut up
16.good
17. inner peace
18.pass
19.reading
20. rabid
21. blog
22. impure thoughts, particularly when he ran that picture of Dawn in the corner with her chestal area all exposed.