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So, having embraced my inner Bond villain, I spend my time directing community theater instead of blogging. Much more evil, and you get to experience the audience's response in real time, instead of in your imagination. One of our mottoes :"Fuck the power of the imagination". And by that we mean: "modern sproglets have disgusting imaginations, so lets leave as little to it as possible". Subsequently, one is faced with a mountain of tech to build. Costumes to sew, puppets to make, and all kinds of props to build. Having talented evil assistants makes it all so much more fun! More on my unholy proteges later............................... pictured are the beautiful and talented Melissa as Thumbelina, and the talented and beautiful Alan as the Fairy King.
At the show's opening performance last Saturday, a small boy was presented to Melissa by his mum, requesting a hug from "dreamy Thumbelina". I swear I saw his psyche imprint her as his feminine ideal.
My evil plans are subtle, and take a while to develop. I think I may need a cryogenic chamber if I plan to enjoy the fruits of my evil labors.
5 comments:
I think she may be imprinted on my psyche too. BTW, my neck and shoulder are much better. It may all be because of you.
i am curious about your turn to the darkside- are you perchance a goblin king?
Alan is a dreamboat, with the Spock ears and pink wings, your evil plan is totally working on me as well. :)
I do that thing with the crystal ball---contact juggling---so goblin king is among the possibilities.
What's in the big plastic bin?
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