Dear Diary,
The new lair seems safe. The scent of blogger is old and faint, like it wasn't used very often. Good.
This abandoned blog is in close proximity to many bountiful back porches. Lots of food scraps in bins, and stale pet food in bowls.
The natives are dim and slow. Tomorrow night is Halloween. Planning to pass myself off as a trick- or- treater, and load up on carbs for the approaching winter. Hope I don't catch rabies!
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What are you going to do this Halloween? :)
Stay out of wells!
No no no. You meant to say you hope to catch rabies! Haven't you learned anything from my other comments :)
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