Thursday, April 23, 2009

Still Not Undead

This photo was taken some weeks back here in Austin. The news of the aftermath has been largely ignored. I'm writing this in hopes that someone in the outside world will read it................. The effects of the zombie infestation on the 20-somethings has been the most negligible. They continue to be mindless conforming consumers, and they were so steeped in hipster ennui at their time of conversion to the walking dead that they pose no actual threat, being too ironic and cynical to even attempt to feast on the flesh of the living.
As for the rest, this being Texas, the zombies all died of starvation after 2 days---not enough brains to keep even an anorexic zombie [dibs on the name for a band] unalive .

6 comments:

M said...

Anorexic zombie is a way cool name for a band. The back up singers could be the Gaunt Vamps.

Kurt said...

Our news has not even covered this important story.

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Wonder what would happen to a vampire who is starving and can never feed. They are already undead. Can the undead starve?

Megan said...

Are you growing cabbages in that garden of yours? When they start resembling something other than cabbages, please let us know.

So we can stay awaaaaaaay...

Squirrel said...

anorexic zombie is a great name

Sebastien Millon said...

Hahaha... do you have a problem with conforming consumers? you do realize that consumption is the be all end all!? I define myself by the products I use... because I'm cool like that.

No, no, actually that's a lie. I'm originally French. We enjoy blowing up McDonalds and raging against capitalism. Good fun.

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