Monday, April 27, 2009

Zombie Virus Spreads, Mutates Much Like Swine Flu


































When it rains, it pours.....................as if the zombie problem wasn't nuisance enough, now the swine flu is vying for terrifying news of the week. It had just better not get any ideas about bonding with the zombie germs and becoming the undead flu, because a virus is way too small to shoot in the brain without major magnification, and it is just too much trouble.
Pictured above are examples of human-pet zombie attacks, lion-on-lion zombification, the after-math of kitteh zombeh-fication, and a nifty educational poster to help you through the next few days.

8 comments:

Megan said...

But can we use fire against people who say kitteh?

Trey said...

Yes, if done discretely and with good taste. It is best to make it look like a BBQ-ing accident, so a nice macaroni salad or maybe some coleslaw would be appropriate for the occasion.

Kurt said...

Scary, scary stuff.

Megan said...

How about a three-bean salad? I need guidance...

Trey said...

Beans are not yet in season, so I recommend a more "green" choice---one must leave as small a carbon footprint as one may, as well as no finger prints. Also, three bean salad is an advanced technique, best left to more seasoned assassin. In the hands of an expert, a three bean salad can take out a large group of targets, such as a rival crime family/gardening society.
May I suggest potato salad? It is always welcome, and goes with almost everything.

Renegade Mermaid said...

love it, love it, can't get enough of it!

Queen of France said...

The picture of the guy almost eating the dog was scary. He has a really large mouth.

You know what they say about guys with large mouths.....

Sebastien Millon said...

I wish I had a smaller dog. Would be easier to stuff his head in my mouth and give him zombie fever.

Fav though is the zombie kittens, I love those lol cats in spite of myself.

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