Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Well! Did you ever! What a swell party this is..............


It has been a non-stop gala event here at IRBHN World Head Quarters. After the New Year's festivities, we celebrated our most important event--the birthday of our founder and chief.
(me, silly!)
Pictured above is our devoted and talented staff:

Top left: Dr Angst, looking cheerful (for him). The good doctor has been testing his ennui bomb here at the IRBHNWHQ, resulting in very little actually getting done. I mean, why bother? What's the point? What does it all mean??? ( sorry--recent exposure to an ennui grenade)
Top center: We have absolutely no idea who this is. We all gasped with surprise, then indulged in a round of "so--you see him, too?". Seems we've all seen him around the office, and just assumed he was a hallucination and kept quiet about it. Dr Angst denies all knowledge, but that's to be expected. He might be a genie or something--I hope so. I always wanted a genie friend......
Top right: Ellen (Nelly) Bourgeois, head of human resources and cafeteria dinner lady. Before you accuse me of overworking her, let tell you--it's all her idea. She also caters our parties. I've developed a taste for eye of newt..........
Bottom left: Me, on one of my better days, and after one of Madame Bourgeois' more hair raising lunch entrees.
Center: Betty Bourgeois, daughter of Nelly, also head of research and development.
Right: You-You (in gorilla suit), newest (probationary) member of the staff. You-You will be joining us full time after his old job officially ends next week. He has some bold ideas, mostly about invading other blogs that may at some future date develop technology that would pose a threat to IRBHN. He lived here in Austin about 8 years ago, and needs a place to crash, so I decided "what the hell?", plus Madame B likes to make him wear the monkey suit.

I just turned 48, and am experiencing a bout of "future disgust"--it is much like "future shock", but with more existential nausea and inertia. Again, Dr Angst is playing innocent..........

7 comments:

M said...

You-You is sexy. And you. :) The second present is on the way, so tell Dr. Angst to cheer up!

Megan said...

I bet I know what Betty researches...

Kurt said...

I don't think Todd would fit in.

Queen of France said...

Happy Belated Birthday to you.

For you? A rhyme

There once was a guy named Taarzaan
Who made a very good flan
But one day he dropped it
and yelled out "Oh flock it"
And never was the same again.

Ok..that was awful! i'll give it more than 30 seconds of thought and re-do,k?

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

...and what a handsome bunch you all are. Even the hallucination. Apparently a recent medical study now shows too much caffeine can cause you to see people that aren't there. That must be it.

Unknown said...

You look sharp in that suit. Have a happy birthday.

Avid Reader said...

you can't be 48, you don't even look 38.

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