City I Live In Too Damn Interesting

Seriously. What do you have to do to cast a community theater project? Back in the flashback inducing old days [twitch!], we clambered over each other to audition. It got us out of sheep milking, thorn harvesting, and other such hated chores. But here in Hipsterville? Way different.

All the fun/stimulating/trendy stuff we have here totally eliminates the need for community theatre. YouTube gives the wannabees their illusion of stardom, and the fear of ridicule stymies all others. What the damn hell, and shit a monkey!!!!!

I have most parts cast, but as a budding Bond villain and mal vivant, I want a huge crowd of minions!!!! But I'll take 6 or 7 stout hearted types. Any age. Even really old people. Or animals.
I may resort to puppets if this last round of auditions doesn't produce.

Once "Popular" Blog in Mothballs; Ersatz/Former/Part-time "Blogger" Blames Workload, Extracurricular Activities

(AUSTIN,TX) Once "semi-prolific" semi-blogger Trey Hoel, known to some as "Taarzaan", professed a lack of time and energy as chief reasons for his lack of posts. "Between full-time self employment, aging, and directing community theatre projects, I just forget to blog", whined the rapidly greying hippie, "plus with everyone just reposting porn on Tumblr, who the fuck has energy to compose text?". Public reactions have ranged from apathy (68%), to vague interest in the theatrical componants (12%), to deeply prurient curiosity about porn (20%).