At The Movies with Amber: 10,000 B.C.

Amber called to ask if I wanted to go see "10,000 B.C." with her. (duh!!)
We met at our neighborhood theatre that serves food and wine and stuff (yum! and Hic!)
The movie was cool to look at (Amber gave it points for the HHNGF(hot half naked guy factor)),
but she was displeased with the relative lack of giant sabre-tooth kitty screen time (it was, after all, the reason we were there, besides the wine and chocolate cake and pizza and stuff).
I learned a bunch of stuff, like I always do at the movies (like the Spartans were totally straight)
Here's what I learned:
Prehistoric people had really great teeth/skin/hair, and they totally lacked cooties and zits, and cavities and stains and gross stuff like that.
The Egyptians built the pyramids in pre-history by using woolly mammoths or maybe mastodons, and they were totally ok in the desert heat, and didn't faint or even look uncomfortable (the big hairy elephants, not the Egyptians).
Pre-historic people had less blood than modern people, because you could run them through with big spears and stuff, and there wouldn't be any messy pools of gore anywhere--just like in the 40's and 50's (pre-history to today's young folks), and they didn't get infections from cuts and stuff--lucky pre-historic people!
I think you should run, not walk, to the theatre to see this movie if Amber calls and asks you, but she probably won't, now that she knows that the preview had about as much giant kitty time as the rest of the movie (the giant kitty must have a really good agent).
Don't be sad!