It's Official--End of an Era

I sold my Harley today. I have officially shifted from "thuggish" to "moonbeam". Please don't beat me up--god, what's come over me? Get a grip, Trey. It was only a bike. Not a symbol, not an embodiment, not your goolies, and remeber how butch you feel when you are nurturing? That's it, buck up old man, and go count your money.....not to mention, whenever you see those cutsie-fucking-poo HD products you no longer have reason to cringe and change the subject.