"Happy Winter Holiday, as you worship him/her/them/it/or not, as you see fit, in accordance with the tradition of your own personal choice.
( If this greeting still offends you, fuck off.")
My official holiday card, reproduced here.
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I'm offended by this card, as it has the word "Holi" in it, in other words, holy. It should be just Happy Winter. But neurotics might take offense at the word happy, so I'd eliminate that as well, just to be on the safe side. ;)
How about Winter Celebration Acknowledgement card?
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