I Just Wrote This Horrid Joke

..............and had to share it.


Why can't Anna Nicole Smith find a parking space at Walmart?



























( punchline in comments)

Tilly VS the Closet Monster

This bit of cinemania is brought to you by the ever whimsical Bart, and the ever stalwart Tilly.

Lady Frankenstein

Since you've been so good and patient, and haven't whined for a new post (like you still care), you may stay up late and watch this awesome cheesy crapola movie. And you may also have unlimited snacks. Just don't tell yer Ma, ok? I'm not up for another excoriation........
ALSO: totally NSFW--gratuitous boobies/naked ladies---remember the bit with Karloff throwing the girl in the pond? Recreated here with a naked lady. Plus, the monster looks like it was designed and rendered by an 8 year old child, and the creepiest part is the sexual politics. And the way the underlying necrophilia theme really gets obvious. Think of Lady Frank as Mary Shelley's alter ego, or something. And don't tell yer Ma, seriously.