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Irony Mass Inversion Impending.

Austin,TX-- It became apparent early today that conformist attitudes in young adults have caused the hipster population to overtake the mainstream population, thereby making hipster the new mainstream. Edgy has become the new banal, and obscure is the new redundant. Additionally, sources report that apathetic has become the new impassioned. Then they rolled their eyes, and sighed "whatever". Irony mass inversion is expected to create a gaping black hole of mediocrity, sucking the entire hipster culture to a dimension you no doubt have never heard of.