Garden Update

The garden has grown quite a lot since the last time. It was an experiment in container gardening. As all that goes, I prefer the in-the-ground method when possible, so I'll be cultivating the large open back bits for a fall vegetable garden soon.
Against all expectations, the broccoli is flowering in this hellish Texas heat. Crazy plant.
Also, a sad before/after of the courgette/zucchini plant that produced one modest fruit.

I Hope This Is All Just A Vivid Nightmare

Never under estimate the power of tacky and over the top.

Q: How might one make "Total Eclipse of the Heart" even more cringe worthy?

A: Rewrite it in German, stage it with vampires. Et Voila! C'est toute merde!