Silly Fun

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi Go. Play.
It's a web page that will make your coffee cup obsolete! It has room for a fridge magnet inside and is completely reversible.
It's a jetpack that pushes things down staircases! It is powered by a single hamster and can help you lose weight.
It's a rubber fish that fetches help in the event of an emergency! It can pick locks.
It's a piece of string that doubles as an alcoholic drink and improves blood clotting.
It's a pair of trousers that can cook small meals, has a mind of its own and plays a mean game of Go.
It's a handheld billboard that can speak twelve languages, asks trivia questions and repels bees.
What more does one need?