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Austn, Tx--
N a bold move, publc health offcals banned the use of the 9th letter (the one between "h" and "j"), ctng evdence of ncreased rsk of heart attack to use of the letter.
melda ssacs, speakng on behalf of the WHO, n a publc announcement late tuesday stated:
"Ths speaker has noted that people who say "[censored]" alot have more heart attacks. We are protecting the publc by bannng ths deadly letter. All old spellng books, lbrary books, bllboards etc wll be taken to an nternment camp mmedately for destructon".
Legslaton s beng proposed to make use of the letter punshable by fnes and mprsonment.
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4 comments:
Thank God there are people who care!
Everyone should be careful not to use the banned letter!
Hope the next thng to go wll be smoking n publc places. And forncaton, God, when wll that stop?!
t's a very dangerous letter. Very very dangerous. t even tr ed to k ll me the other n ght. But I put t away n the closet n my treasure chest...
poor letter
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